We [artists] ask questions! [...] Questions like "Where are all the Sour Patch Parents?" Questions like "If Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, a… - Bo Burnham

Look at all of Bo's hos, lookin' for a ride on Bo's hose
And I spot a little Latino, booty so big, call it "Oprah's ego"
We go to it, through it / She says "¡Dios mia, mi amigo!"
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya
"Swallow bitch! There's people starvin' in Africa!"

Love is... takin' a dive and gettin' really comfortable and peein' in the pool, and
Love is... a real-life porn— minus all the stuff that makes porn cool, and
Love is... a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain, and
Findin' a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate, and
Even though he's heartbroken, he can't complain, 'cause he was hungry in the first place

You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to/ You shouldn't rape cause rape is a fucked up thing to do