When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation. - Jarod Kintz

Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text.

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.