What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line." - Karl Pilkington

A stitch in five saves fifteen or whatever - Another re-evaluation by Karl of the phrase 'A stitch in time saves nine'

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing

All I'm saying is that old people need to be old people. You need oldness. You need to see old people. You need to go Right, they might have a solution they've been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer? - I'm 32 - Well you look 78!