: Now, the shortest way to a man's heart is humiliation. You soon find out what he's made of. - Anthony Shaffer

: You seem to regard marriage as a game, sir. </br> : Not marriage, Inspector. Sex. Sex is the game with marriage the penalty.

Celebrating Christmas without subscribing to Christianity is like watching the Super Bowl without having watched a single regular-season football game all year. Some people watch the Super Bowl exclusively for the commercials; others watch it for the halftime show.

: You were disparaging my lover. </br> : On the contrary, I was reminiscing about my wife. </br> : It comes to the same thing. </br> : Things mostly do, you know.