On Steve's dancing ability- er, it's just like a bit of weird art - Karl Pilkington

Yeah but everyone was a saint years ago, that seemed to be thrown about back then. Who's a saint now, in this year, who's a saint? And yet this guy, lived in a hut in the woods, 'oh yeah that's Saint John or whatever.' He wasn't a saint, he did nothin [Karl arguing with Steve and Ricky about Russian artifacts containing a portrait of a Russian Saint]

You won't get anything done by planning.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating