If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up. - Jarod Kintz

Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much.

I took some naked pictures the other day. I don’t feel shamed, but I do feel remorse over having to steal the whole camera to get the pictures.

I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.