Great. I looked at the two identical bottles of rug detergent on the back porch. One was new and returnable. One was six months old and half empty. B… - Tina Fey

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Great. I looked at the two identical bottles of rug detergent on the back porch. One was new and returnable. One was six months old and half empty. But which was which? I couldn't tell! They were opaque. I knew that word because I was in the Gifted Program, but it didn't help me in that split second... I would never be placed in the Common Sense Program.