There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a … - Bill Engvall

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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing somebody for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.

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William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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Birth Name: William Ray Engvall, Jr.

Alternative Names: William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. • William Engvall, Jr. • William Ray Engvall • William Engvall

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