Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groun… - David Sedaris

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Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why. Friends have tried to explain the appeal, but still I don't get it. Why take chances with money?

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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