I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Also Known As: Woody
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