FIRE CHIEF: Life is very simple, really. [To the Smiths:] Go on and kiss each other. - Eugène Ionesco

Ne m'envoie plus ouvrir la porte. Tu as vu que c'était inutile. L'expérience nous apprend que lorsqu'on entend sonner à la porte, c'est qu'il n'y a jamais personne.

She has regular features but yet one could not say that she was pretty. She is too big and too stout. Her features are not regular and yet one could say that she is very pretty. She is too small and too thin. She's a voice teacher

Truth has only two sides, but it's the third side that's best.