25 Quotes Tagged: stupid

I have found a way to beat myself
I win by losing, something like that
I'm told that I'm stupid
So ok, I'll be stupid
If I can't register the pain
Then it's not there
I'm not so stupid after all
I'll show them

We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.... Go figure.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Irony is wasted on the stupid

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

He loved her in spite of her unlovableness. Armande had many trying, thought not necessarily rare, traits, all of which he accepted as absurd clues in a clever puzzle.

There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there. And my reason for this... my reason is one that you may share, possibly. I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bullshit.

Most people are boring and stupid.

Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

We finally beat Medicare.

A cop is a human creature born stupid and raised in stupidity.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The first objection to Darwinism is that it is only a guess and was never anything more. It is called a 'hypothesis,' but the word 'hypothesis,' though euphonious, dignified and high-sounding, is merely a scientific synonym for the old-fashioned word 'guess.' If Darwin had advanced his views as a guess they would not have survived for a year, but they have floated for half a century, buoyed up by the inflated word 'hypothesis.' When it is understood that “hypothesis” means 'guess,' people will inspect it more carefully before accepting it.