Andy Weir Quotes

Conclusion: I don't need the water reclaimer at all. I'll drink as needed and dump my waste outdoors. Yeah, that's right, Mars, I'm gonna piss and shit on you. That's what you get for trying to kill me all the time.

Sometimes, the stuff we all hate ends up being the only way to do things.

He waves to me with a free arm. He knows one human greeting and by golly he plans to use it.

Man, being an American scientist sucks sometimes. You think in random, unpredictable units based on what situation you’re in.

I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and didn’t break it.

Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.