Art Buchwald Quotes

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

The first hospice was founded in England in 1967 by physician Dame Cicely Saunders.

During my sessions with Dr. Morse, I concluded that somebody had been messing with my head during those early years and they left footprints on my brain. I have spent almost as much time on Seventh-Day Adventists in my analysis as I have on my mother. I am willing to bet that this place was responsible for many of my hang-ups.

I consider dying a very important part of life. I feel good in the sense that since these people are in pain, and most of them don’t have very long to live, I can make their journey easier.