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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.
I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.