Bill Watterson Quotes

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

"How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models."

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!
A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.