Charles M. Schulz Quotes

I can't get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind. ~ Charlie Brown

It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

a little offending never hurt anybody

"Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "try shuffleboard.

"What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!"

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

"Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!"

My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad has earned honestly! I can't decide whether I should buy a balloon or a gumball. A gumball would taste mighty good, but a balloon would be a lot more fun... I'll take a balloon! Sooner or later in life a person has to learn to make decisions! (Sees someone with a different color balloon) Gee, I wish I'd bought a RED balloon.

"How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?"
"Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!"

"It's the big kids who get everything! They push you out of line at the show... They grab all the cake and ice cream at parties..."
"I guess that's just the way life is..."
"In the animal kingdom, we call it, 'survival of the fattest'!"

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye