Charles M. Schulz Quotes

None of my kids can draw!

So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

"I have a question. What if your advice doesn't help me? Do I get my money back?"
"No, because as soon as you pay me, I run right out and spend it. That's one of the first things they teach you in medical school!"

"Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?"
"Certainly... Take classical music, for instance... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close..."
"How about TV?"

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

a little offending never hurt anybody

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my life. Drawing.

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.

"What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?"
"Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?"
"No."
"As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?"
"Right."
"There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?"
"Right."
"You were born to live in this world, right?"
"Right."
"WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please."