Coluche Quotes

French comedian and actor (1944-1986)

Michel Colucci (October 28, 1944 Paris – June 19, 1986 Opio, Alpes-Maritimes), better known as Coluche, was a French comedian and actor, famous for his irreverent sense of humour.

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Alternative Names: Michel Gerard Joseph Colucci • Michel Gérard Joseph Colucci

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Le communisme, c'est une des seules maladies graves qu'on n'a pas expérimenté d'abord sur des animaux.

Tu sais ce que c'est qu'un sandwich polonais ? c'est deux ticket de pain avec un ticket de jambon au milieu.

Le capitalisme, c'est l'exploitation de l'homme par l'homme. Le communisme, c'est le contraire !

Psychiatrists are very effective. Before, I used to pee in my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I got better. Now, I pee in my bed but I am proud of it.

Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first.