Joseph Estrada Quotes

I consider myself lucky that Emil Jurado taught me English for only one semester. I'm afraid to think of what my English would now be if he had taught me any longer. This is what I get for having been attentive during his class.

ERAPtion: How to Speak English Without Really Trial (1994) by Emil P. Jurado and Reli L. German. An Estrada-themed joke book.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give myself 70 percent.

“They threw at me not just the kitchen sink but also the toilet bowl."

The Japanese, the Chinese and other Asian countries speak their dialect (when dealing with other countries) -- I don't see why we Filipinos cannot speak our own dialect.

Cleanliness starts in the toilet.