Joseph Estrada Quotes

ERAPtion: How to Speak English Without Really Trial (1994) by Emil P. Jurado and Reli L. German. An Estrada-themed joke book.

“They threw at me not just the kitchen sink but also the toilet bowl."

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give myself 70 percent.

I consider myself lucky that Emil Jurado taught me English for only one semester. I'm afraid to think of what my English would now be if he had taught me any longer. This is what I get for having been attentive during his class.

Cleanliness starts in the toilet.

The Japanese, the Chinese and other Asian countries speak their dialect (when dealing with other countries) -- I don't see why we Filipinos cannot speak our own dialect.