Kin Hubbard Quotes

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.

We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.

A good listener is usually thinking of something else.

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.