Lily Tomlin Quotes

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

We’re all in this together alone.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

All my life I always wanted to be someone. I see now I should have been more specific.

Even when you win the rat race , you're still a rat .

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

We're all in this together – by ourselves.

I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. And then I realized I was somebody.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

For fast-acting relief from stress, try slowing down.

Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man