Top 15 Matthew Good Quotes

Somewhere around the world someone would love to have my first world problems

This Karma machine only takes quarters.

Searching for those defects, talking like it's a reflex.

Mother told me to be something so I'm afraid enough to stay wide awake

Alert Status Red, but the sun comes up instead

Only killers call killing progress

Good morning, sunshine, time to go.

"What made you think of Valium anyway?" I said. "I don't know. Maybe it was all that Valium that I took?" she said.

...there is something larger that’s looming out there. A force that remains patient and silent. An entity that waits to teach a lesson that we have yet to grasp. It is much better to just lie there and let it roll over you like some immense army of unquestionable wonder.

I bought a garden hose the other day. I have no idea why. I do things like that from time to time. For example, I’ll go out intending to buy cereal and come home with two Filipino hookers and an application for the Entertainment Card.

You will definitely not survive this next bit.

I told him to smother Linda with a pillow while she was sleeping. All he said was “Can’t live with ’em, can’t smother ’em with a pillow." I disagreed.

It is not unlike men to leave.

It's like luggage their language.

I’d love to know the future. Even if it’s just the past all dressed up to make whatever comes next look good.