I don't understand why people don't have a f***ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

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I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that!

I have nine tattoos.

Wonder Woman is a lame superhero. She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don't get it.