Richard Summerbell Quotes

Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.

Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography".

Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.

Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.

Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.

All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases.

Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.

Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.

Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".

You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur,
An irresistible magnet to every child and flea and burr.
Your nose is high-resolution while I live in a near-scentless fog
You run at high speed, while I just have to slog (but it's a good ol' slog)
So I just want to thank you for being my dog....