Stephen Buoro Quotes

I’m a Homo habilis”; “the pig and ape that I am”; “Is she not afraid I might stain her, my colour jump onto her like in those monster horror films?

..writes as clearly and sweetly as Hillary Clinton.

Her handwriting, tbh, is like the prints of a hen digging for food, i.e. barely legible.

Marilyn Monroe who has never had mosquitoes sing in her ears and suck her blood, leaving red swellings as they fly away. A Princess Diana who has never woken up at midnight with hunger. A Taylor Swift who has never experienced a blackout.

White like chalk. So white, unlike Father McMahon, who our evil sun has turned to a red man.

The x of the equation is that there’s a blonde here in Kontagora, a platinum blonde if I’ll believe Isaiah.

...whites are so rich that they can wipe their anuses with money.