Top 15 Tegan and Sara Quotes

I’m kind of one of those south african turtles that you fly in and that dies in two weeks because you really just don’t know what it needs.

If it was an eighty-five year old, eye contact. Sixteen? Eye contact. You? a mixture of ages, are about to get some serious eye contact.

I wasn’t attracted to the sixteen year old. There’s nothing wrong with being sixteen, you’re wonderful, you’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, just like Christina Aguilera says. I’m just saying that I was trying to make intense eyes with the audience and they just happened to be sixteen. If they had been eighty-five and it was like a snowbird conference in Florida, I would’ve done the same is what I’m saying.

There is something so complicated about loving me and loving Tegan. Every girl I've ever dated has said that by dating one of us, you're dating both of us, because we're always together. We love each other in a way that most siblings don't understand.

Don't dry hump, that's embarrassing, and don't ever use the word dry hump again.

He put a baby inside of me and now he thinks he can love me all the time like in the pornos

You can ask any girlfriend. I'm a tease.

Oh steroid man, you couldn't get inside me. It's much too small.

CNN reports that 8 million people will die of E. Coli, eboli and...Tornadoes.

I wrote about being really jealous, I'm talking intense jealousy, jealousy that I had never felt before. The thing that I loved about the chorus in that song is that 'I can't even work' it's like I'm exasperated with myself. I was like disabled by it. I was jealous of what I didn't have, what I used to have, what I wanted to have, and at that particular time I was sort of half-dating someone who was in a relationship, so it was an affair. It was a weird triangle of people and then my ex-girlfriend started dating this guy and then I felt [worse], and then he felt jealous, and it was just like 'fuck!' and I was just consumed.

We take it so seriously when people don't like us or when they say they can't relate to us. I'm like, "How can you not relate to us? We're like hearts on a sleeve. How can you not relate to the human condition, you fucking asshole?"

I like that Tegan is able to write a song and have closure with it once her ideas are on tape. I really obsess over details and find myself unable to detach from songs for weeks! It's what slows my creative process down.

We love each other. We're siblings. She can basically do anything. Anything except for like, stabbing me.

WHY would I want to have sex with my sister?! WHY?? Why would I want to have sex with someone that looks like... well... *grins* I could see that...

And we're going to make billions of dollars, and we're going to buy an island, one of the ones that have unicorns on them. We talk about unicorns a lot because I found out while we were recording the record that I did not understand that unicorns never existed, I just thought they were extinct. And then everybody laughs because everyone's first thought when they think of a unicorn is the idea that it's a mythical creature but I didn't ever think that way. I was just like, it's a white horse with a horn...