I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film… - Jarod Kintz

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I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the stars.

Jarod Kintz

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