To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse. - Jarod Kintz

Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.

At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there — it’s just a supplies closet.

Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush.