My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster. - Jarod Kintz

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My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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