One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think th… - Garrison Keillor

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life....

The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, “Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag’s on fire?

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known

Sometimes I think I understand everything — then I regain consciousness.