Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is wha… - Garrison Keillor

That’s what high school does for you: gives you some art and music and history so that even if you spend your life raising kids and writing computer programs, still there was a time when you argued about the First Amendment and talked about the Civil War and read Romeo and Juliet.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, “Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag’s on fire?