My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul? - Jarod Kintz

At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.

There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.

A record number of Americans need jobs. Hey, let’s start WWIII and create full employment for all. I should start selling coffins. Buy yours today before it’s too late.