I may be the only man in America who can qualify for worker… - Morgan Murphy

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I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol.

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Morgan Murphy (born February 14, 1972) is an award-winning American food critic and the author of "Off the Eaten Path" by Time Warner.

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I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol. - Morgan Murphy

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