Morgan Murphy Quotes

I wish you all full plates, glasses, tables, and hearts.

Abstaining from bourbon and bacon doesn't make you live longer. It just feels that way.

In the South, you will get a lot of sugar — and by that we mean a lot of hugs and kisses. We don't air kiss in the South.

This isn't a diet book. In fact, you may gain 30 pounds just reading it.

My four Southern food groups are bourbon, salt, bacon and pie.

All my life my mother has told me I'm hard to shop for. She can't find the bacon aisle!

Another round? It would be rude not to.

I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol.

I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as there's bacon on the plate.

Bacon tastes better than skinny feels.

I went on a bourbon diet for three days and lost a week.

If there's no bacon in heaven, I don't plan on going.

If you truly want to learn a place, eat the food of its people.

Bacon makes almost any meal tolerable.