Top 14 Morgan Murphy Quotes

In the South, you will get a lot of sugar — and by that we mean a lot of hugs and kisses. We don't air kiss in the South.

My four Southern food groups are bourbon, salt, bacon and pie.

If you truly want to learn a place, eat the food of its people.

I may be the only man in America who can qualify for workers' comp based on my cholesterol.

This isn't a diet book. In fact, you may gain 30 pounds just reading it.

I wish you all full plates, glasses, tables, and hearts.

Bacon makes almost any meal tolerable.

I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as there's bacon on the plate.

All my life my mother has told me I'm hard to shop for. She can't find the bacon aisle!

If there's no bacon in heaven, I don't plan on going.

Bacon tastes better than skinny feels.

Abstaining from bourbon and bacon doesn't make you live longer. It just feels that way.

Another round? It would be rude not to.

I went on a bourbon diet for three days and lost a week.