You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair. - Robert Orben

It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.