If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “… - Jarod Kintz

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If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks” — only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.

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If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks” — only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks. - Jarod Kintz

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