Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water — I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

I was raped in a driveway when I was eleven. … It was a terrible experience because we had all that gravel.