Oscar Levant Quotes

I rated the drug Demerol over sex as the ultimate pleasure at one time. Now I don’t have access to either.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it."

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

It's not who you are, it's what you don't become that hurts the most.

It certainly will be if you are still around.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Incompatibility. And besides, I think she hated me.

I don't drink liquor. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

As a rule I never read bad reviews about myself because my best friends invariably tell me about them.

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.