I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here… - Jarod Kintz

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I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

Jarod Kintz

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I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over. - Jarod Kintz

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