What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave… - Rodney Dangerfield

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What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.

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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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Birth Name: Jacob Cohen

Alternative Names: Jacob Rodney Cohen • Jack Roy

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What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away. - Rodney Dangerfield

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