Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon. - Jarod Kintz

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Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.

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Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

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The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.

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