I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather … - Jarod Kintz

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I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter?

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I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter? - Jarod Kintz

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