I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" - Emo Philips

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I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

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About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

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Birth Name: Philip Soltanec
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