A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. - Tina Fey

He could be in something awful and it would never stick to him.

"We like to think of ourselves as the most exciting theater company in Chicago". I tried a joke. "I like to think of myself as the most beautiful woman in the world. But where will that get either of us, really?"

Almost everyone first realized they were becoming a grown woman when some dude did something nasty to them. ...It was mostly men yelling shit from cars. Are they a patrol sent out to let girls know they've crossed into puberty? If so, it's working.