A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. - Tina Fey

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

"The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The building has a playroom that makes you want to break your own jaw with a golf club. I can't take it.

"Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster."