Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced it. - Jarod Kintz

I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob.

I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim as they watch a brick flying towards their face at a high velocity.

I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some.