When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)

(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.

Female singers should just be sprinkled into airplay now and again as garnish. “‘The tomatoes of our salad are the females,’” Ruthanna said. “That was his exact quote. And that’s why they call it Tomato-gate.

To her credit, she is interesting. In the same way as a venomous snake.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb, with mint sauce.

A woman is 25% mind, 75% emotion.

Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!