When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it a… - Jarod Kintz

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When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)

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