I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purp… - Jarod Kintz

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I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.

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